There’s Nothing Friends and Dancing Can’t Fix

crammed busride to crystal palace

Getting upclose and personal with the Brits.

Quick update from London: I race the 5k tomorrow and I’m feeling much better and excited to step on the line, but it has taken a major turnaround after last weekend’s race in Stockholm.

First off, thanks for the incredible support. You all were awesome in the pre-race predictions, and I’m automatically forwarding your previous guesses to this weekend’s race as well. You can enter an additional, new guess if you like by commenting on this post.

Stockholm was a rough race for me, physically and mentally. The fact that I ran a season’s best by a small amount was the only redeeming factor in an otherwise craptastic racing experience. My cramp from hell struck right after 3k, making me slow down dramatically, and then once I started cursing the heavens about my unsolved mystery on lap 8, things kinda spiraled downhill…
Note: its not worth getting angry in the middle of a race. It only makes things worse.

Anyway, I walked off the track in a daze, and made my way over to the forest for a cool down, only to be found by Skip (Sally Kipyego) where I proceeded to burst into tears of frustration. I’m not a crier by nature, and I was surprised at how readily I crumpled into her skinny little arms. I guess after two years together on OTC, we’re there. I got in a few good heaves and then I pulled it together and gave her an enormous hug for her second place finish (the girl is on fire right now and deserves every good thing coming to her…some day I’ll write an inside scoop bio on her so you too can know how amazing she is).

Then back at the hotel, A-Jam (Alysia Johnson Montano) came up to my room and told me to “spill it.” A-Jam and I go back 11 years, and since 2008 we’ve spilled our deepest fears and exposed our weirdest psychoses over long phone conversations in the name of the pursuit of athletic excellence. Its a no holds barred relationship between two people from similar roots, with similar goals. Even though we rarely see one another in person, I talk to her about everything from wanting to win a gold medal to the color of my poop.

Having already had a little cry earlier with Skip, I didn’t really want to get into it, and was about to put on my jammies and stare at the ceiling until morning, but A-Jam told me “You are going to talk this out, and then put on your hottest dress and go dancing.” She stared me down, and then did that thing like in Harry Potter where those ghost spirit things suck your soul out of your mouth. I cried like a baby and got it all out: how I am sick and tired of playing catch up; how I just want this damn cramp to go away; how I’m starting to feel like a crazy person. I threw out empty threats of quitting the sport, which then made me cry harder (a good sign its not really what you want). When I got it all out, she held my shoulders and looked me in the eyes and helped me find gravity again. I called Rowls and we sorted out a plan between Stockholm and London to get to the bottom of things and get back on the starting line one more time. The plan started with getting out of my hotel room and going to the after-party, coach’s orders.

Damn, I am so frickin lucky. Look at the people I have in my life.

Hot shower.
Tie dye dress and my favorite black boots.
Post-race party filled to the brim with athletes and locals.
Sweltering room, cold drink.
Usain Bolt plays DJ while the Swedish locals swarm the booth with video cameras…

I thought I’d need a crane to lift my chin up, but all it took was good advice and dancing, dancing, dancing.

Fast forward to London…I’m here. Progress has been made on the stomach. I’m pulling it together. 5k Crystal Palace Diamond League, here I come.

Same contest as last week applies here: closest guess to my time tomorrow (race is at 3:45 London time) that is posted as a comment here gets a very fun English prize. You’ll like it, I promise.

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89 Responses to “There’s Nothing Friends and Dancing Can’t Fix”

  • Armando:

    Awesome performance Lauren!!
    You deserve it, congrats!!!! ;)

  • Karen B:

    omg, laruen, congrats!!!! total baller-ness! :)

  • Louise:

    Fantastic, awesome performance. I am still hoarse from screaming and my hands are still sore from pounding as I watched the race. You are a wonderful inspiration to all of us. Balls, all it was was balls.

  • Tiffany:

    No one deserves it more!!! Awesome job!!!

  • Sumner:

    Just saw the results and scared my whole family with my screaming!!! Yay, I’m so happy for you!!!! Have been following your blog and am so happy to see it come together for you!

  • sandra sharma:

    Congrats Lauren,
    Delighted that all your hard work paid off.To make that huge P.B. in London ,the Olympic site, bodes very well for your Olympic dreams.
    Cheers,
    Sandra

  • HOLY $%&!°ING §$%!!!!! Are you kidding me??? You WON!!!!!!!!!!!! In a time that (judging by your stats page) is 2 seconds away from your all-time personal best!?!?!?

    THAT IS SO AMAZING. You are my hero. Congratulations.

    I am literally sitting here with goosebumps from the excitement. I might even be a little teary. Yeah, objectively speaking that’s really weird (though I can always blame the pregnancy hormones – but that’s not the reason). It’s just knowing from your blog how hard you work and how much you wanted it, I can only begin to imagine what it must feel like. Herzlichen Glückwünsch from Berlin :)

  • Jerry:

    Congratulations on your wonderful performance, a happy chapter in your ongoing saga!

  • jennifer:

    just saw the results – HUGE congrats!!! way to rally from last week! love your blog, thanks for letting us peek into the the life of a pro runner. keep up the strong work!

  • JB:

    Congrats Lauren! Big step forward! You are very much back!

  • Tracie:

    HUGE congrats!!! So, so exciting! I love following your blog and I’m so HAPPY for you!!!!

  • Bill:

    Wow! What a run ~ Congratulations!
    I’m dying to know how/what you did to make “progress” on your stomach issues..and hoping you have discovered a long term solution!

  • Carla Freyvogel:

    Yay Lauren! What a great time. You deserved a big win!

  • Michael C:

    SOMETHING ABOUT THE PHRASE

    “FLESHMAN WINS IN LONDON!!!!”

    SOUNDS KINDA RIGHT!

  • Congrats! The night is always darkest before the dawn. Even though that’s from the last batman movie, it’s a great quote.

  • rick:

    OMfreakingG! Way to hammer! I hope there’s a video link somewhere of the race.

  • mark:

    looks like the results in London were great! Celebrating with more dancing?

  • Great things grow from long evenings of dancing!

    Thanks for your fine blog and inspirational running.

  • Jake:

    I watched your race live today (i’m from London) and it was amazing. I thought you might have been struggling a bit when you were leading with about a k to go but then your finish was just amazing. You put a really big gap into Clitheroe so quickly and she has been running really well in the last few months and always finishes well herself. I enjoyed your little bow on the back straight too- I hope you enjoyed the atmosphere as much as I did! I guess you wish you could do worlds now but I tell you what, with a few more weeks training, you could be close to American record form by Zurich. Good Luck

  • Alysia800:

    PEED ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!! I FREAKIN KNEW IT!!!! I LOVE IT! I LOVE YOU!! CONGRAT YOUR FREAKING LATIONS!!!

  • MJ:

    So apparently the comment I was about to make doesn’t hold a candle to making Alysia Montaño “pee all over the place.” So I’ll congratulate you for that instead.

    Oh, heck, I’ll congratulate you for both. AMAZING LAUREN. YOU ARE ALL BALLS. AND THEN SOME.

  • Blake:

    Get some!!

    It’s never too late to be what you might have been. Well done!

  • Paul:

    Congratulations! Fantastic race!
    Cheers!

  • Dave:

    Un freakin real. I was really happy for you. I saw the rerun tonight while out to eat with my wife. I spun her around in her chair to watch the screen. Couldn’t believe the move you made. You’re sick!

  • Darrell:

    Fantastic job with the 15:00 in London. I was pumped when I saw the results particularly after reading your last blog entry. What a great example that you set for all of the young female distance runners (all runners as well) in overcoming adversity. I continue to look forward to your blog updates and wish you all success.

  • Phil:

    You. Are. SUCH A BOSS. London 2012, baby!

    Also, from Letsrun:

    “With Huddle hurt and Flanagan in the 10,000m, America’s current best 5,000m runner won’t be at Worlds.”

    Sad, but true. But it gives you more time to build up seriously to become a bigger threat for next year’s Olympics.

    Keep it up! I’m so happy for you.

  • So happy for you. Runners have a deep respect from me because I know how hard you train and the many disappointments that could make you want to quit – but you don’t. Enjoy this wonderful win.

  • Eric Henry:

    Awesome Race….congrats.

  • rich:

    niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccce, way to bring the pain!
    anxious to hear all about it.

  • AJ Guckian:

    Nothing like a little dancing with friends to set you on the right, um track! Fantasmic job Lauren, Way to REP the US of A!

  • maggy:

    Amazing job Lauren, I read your blog entry above and shortly after saw the results from the race, so inspiring!!!

  • nancy t:

    Wonderful writing, Lauren. You are personal, gutsy, entertaining and inspiring.

  • Drew:

    Lauren, good things happen to good people. Great job!

  • I watched the recap online and it was super baller. I think you should start a petition to get on to the World’s team. Looks like you’d already have about 100 signatures judging from the comments on this site. If it were me, I’d write a very persuasive letter pleading my case. And annoy the shit out of the “deciders.”

    But, seriously, you are AWESOME. To cap off a season that almost seemed lost with that amazing race is truly incredible and impressive. You need to write a book.

  • Abby:

    Congrats, Lauren. You’ll remember the thrill of a victory like that for the rest of your life. So happy for you!

  • Marie:

    Congratulations Lauren! So happy to see you win and run well and strong, you deserve it! Also, so happy to hear that you’ve fixed your cramp from hell…I’ve been dealing with a cramp from hell for almost 2 years…pops up in slow runs, fast runs, walks, and fits of laughter (talk about a downer). But now I have hope that It’s not all in my head!

    That was a BALLS performance!

  • Ed:

    Congrats on a great race in London. That was an awesome race. Loved your openness on the post race interview. I just stumbled on your blogs a few weeks ago. They are funny and inspirational. Stay healthy. I will cheer you on at next year’s Olympic trial in Eugene. It’s going to be amazing.

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